LHC on soon

Yes folks, the large hadron collider will soon be turned on and the fun will begin. According to time traveller John Titor the LHC will create small black holes that make time travel possible. In fact, John Titor claims that his GE C204 contains two small spinning singularities.

Many fear the LHC could create black holes, other feel that it will make time machines possible - only time shall tell.