Too big to fly?

We have heard of too big to fail, but what about too big to fly? This is what they are saying. Silent Bob creator is too big as in pounds to go on SW air. This seems like a story from the onion. It is true however, and sad we would discriminate against people who are larger than average.

What can I say about this company? Well, that this will cost it some new biz and they should be more nice. After all, without frequent fliers they would be grounded max perm. Get ready for an economic WREAKcovery.